I steal and steal, for I’m a thief

Like a fall wind snatches a leaf

Little of this, little of that

Who’s next? Who’s up to bat?

No telling why, no telling when

I’ll get you now, I’ll get you then

I’ve stolen once, I’ve stolen twice

Come on, let’s make it thrice

There’s the trigger, there’s the itch

Hitting strong, the potion of a witch

Sleight of hand, shhh, it’s gone

Into hiding, like a fawn

You never saw, you never will

I’ll never stop, never get my fill

I steal and steal, for I’m a thief